Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Spam of the Day

"Your short sword needs to be lengthened a bit to win you more battles!"

I sense some kind of sad conflation between weapons of war and male anatomy. I may have to sample farther, but let's call it a hypothesis for now...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

Spam of the Day

"Viagra will help you in any situation."

Severed limb? Viagra.
Complicated marketing campaign? Viagra.
Cats fighting with neighbor cats? Viagra.
Car stalled on the side of the road in Death Valley with no one in sight in the middle of the day? Viagra.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Spam of the Day

My order arrived yesterday via registered mail in good order THE WATCH IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.

"Don't restrain your desires, increase your love gun!"

"Love gun" makes me chuckle. As for the first, it is my all-time favorite spam! I don't know why. Maybe it's something about how 1) people don't even wear watches anymore, since the advent of the cell phone, much less order fancy replica watches of the sort that we get so much spam about; and 2) it's even better than expected! It's all in caps! Seriously, sometimes I go around muttering this to myself, so . . . good job, spammers!