Spam of the Day

Are you unlucky in finding a perfect wife?
Maybe you should try your happiness here and choose a fantastic Russian lady that will love you with all her heart and soul.
Better hurry you have lots of portfolios to check.

Seriously, people?

Spam of the Day

"Your short sword needs to be lengthened a bit to win you more battles!"

I sense some kind of sad conflation between weapons of war and male anatomy. I may have to sample farther, but let's call it a hypothesis for now...

Spam of the Day

"Improve the dimension of your love luger today!"

*Snort*