My order arrived yesterday via registered mail in good order THE WATCH IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVEN BETTER THAN I EXPECTED.
"Don't restrain your desires, increase your love gun!"
"Love gun" makes me chuckle. As for the first, it is my all-time favorite spam! I don't know why. Maybe it's something about how 1) people don't even wear watches anymore, since the advent of the cell phone, much less order fancy replica watches of the sort that we get so much spam about; and 2) it's even better than expected! It's all in caps! Seriously, sometimes I go around muttering this to myself, so . . . good job, spammers!